Wednesday August 6, 2008 JST

dum dum dum dum…dum dum dum dum

(that’s the wedding march if you didn’t understand my humming. :) )

I am going to approximately a kajillion and four weddings this year, so I thought I would point out this bit of wisdom I found in a CHOW article I was reading.  It is succinct and brilliant:

“Better to have hors d’oeurves and cocktails only, with no main course, than to have a cash bar.”

My corollary would be “If you are not having a bar*, tell me beforehand so I can bring a flask.”

*And honestly, if you are not, how did I get invited to this wedding, because we’re not friends.

Monday June 9, 2008 JST

how hot is it?

so hot *I* am drinking Miller Lite.  That hot.

Tuesday October 23, 2007 JST

worst drink ever

Today while working I discovered the worst sounding beverage ever.  The Nikolaschka Pillkallen.  Ingredients?

  • 1.5 oz Kirschwasser (yum)
  • 1 slice salami
  • 2 tsp. French Mustard.

Is that even a drink?  That’s a salad dressing.  Cherries and mustard, mmm mmm.

Thursday March 15, 2007 JST

canon

Today E and I were discussing which is the most canonical Jenny picture yet. She opts for the one I like to refer to as “Kick out the Jamz:”

However, the best incriminating SXSWi2007 photo of me is also, for different reasons, very canonical in its own right:

The interplay between t-shirt and food/beverage runs deep in my life.  But so does the Mac hugging and group taxidermy loving.

Tuesday March 13, 2007 JST

zen koan

bowling injuries make you seem lame.

wii bowling injuries make you even lamer.

friends don’t let friends drink and wii bowl.

Monday February 26, 2007 JST

buying drugs

I have had allergies for about 16 years now.  There are some great medicines OTC now, but when I was in high school, pseudoephedrine and Benadryl was pretty much all there was.  Both of these can be deadly when drinking, so they kept me off the sauce through high school.  However, I bought about a pack a week of pseudoephedrine which made my face not run uncotrollably, made day to day living bearable, and allowed me to spend a little time at houses with animals without falling asleep.  Benadryl would allow me to do all these things, but usually it would also result in me falling asleep on the closest couch.

Now though there are great non-drowsy antihistamines, and, as such I have not bought pseudoephedrine in years.  Due to not being able to take antihistamines though for the next couple of days (at the request of my allergist), I ran to the pseudoephedrine.  And buying it was like I was trying to get a gun or something.  I was looked at shadily, asked for ID, and I had to give my address.  While I understand meth is bad and all, this is a pretty ridiculous procedure for buying ONE pack of pseudoephedrine.

And it made me realize that the OTC allergy meds that kept me a non-drinker in high school would now be ILLEGAL for me to buy underage.  What a pain that would have been, to not be able to buy allergy medicine when my parents weren’t around.  I honestly would have had to get older kids to buy it for me, or suffer in snotty misery.  Funny that by making a useful, non-recreational drug illegal for underage kids, you could drive them to illegal recreational drugs.  Go war on drugs, go!

Saturday January 6, 2007 JST

since i started drinking again

suddenly, when champaigners get into town, i get drunker than ever before.  coincidence?  i think not.

Wednesday September 27, 2006 JST

time flies

Internet Rockstar introduced a tool on Consumating to see what you were Flickring a year ago today. I was Flickring my Bumwine party:

That was a year ago? Wow time flies!