I have always been a strong believer in a spectrum of gray instead of a black & white/straight or gay idea of sexuality.  Today when I was re-signing up for FeedMe, a foodie dating experiment/tv show/social network, I was faced with their super excellent spectrum, food themed, of course:

• 0. Straight-up straight
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  1. Straight with a splash of gay
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  2. Straight with a side of gay
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  3. Surf ‘n’ Turf
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  4. Gay with plenty of straight
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  5. Gay with a splash of straight
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  6. Gay with nothin’ else
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  X. I only like food

The last one made me giggle.