Once, about 2 years ago, I used hotwire to book a hotel room.  They gave me 6 months of Star Magazine for free.  Though I have moved, I think, three times since then, I continue to get Star Magazine.  A few months ago they sent me some threatening notice that they were going to cut me off, but they never did.  My subscription supposedly continues until March 2009.  Best Hotwire investment ever.

So today I was perusing “Double Takes,” one of my favorite Star features.  It shows two “famous” people in the same outfit and says which one wore it better.  Usually the more famous person wears it better 98% of the time, unless the less famous person has gigantic boobs.

Today it compared Kate Moss’ outfit to somebody else’s outfit.  It was not an attractive outfit, but, my first thought was, “well at least they are both wearing it WAY better than Mary Kate Olsen, because she had it totally open and it looked sloppy and hideous, though, I guess it was her outfit she left rehab in….”

I could be curing cancer, but I am tracking the clothing of Mary Kate Olsen with those brain cells.