red is my bitch
Humankind, I have just completed a task you must look upon with amazement.
I cut/skinned rhubarb and overripe strawberries while making and drinking kool aid in a WHITE SHIRT. FOLLY?! NO. I remain unscathed.
This is a fluke because I did not realize I was wearing white (my only white item of clothing) until halfway through.
3 Comments so far
1. Sarah wrote on June 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
That’s impressive! My shirt would have been spattered red about three seconds in…
2. jennybento wrote on June 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm
me too usually
3. simonmaxhill wrote on June 25th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Pretty soon you’ll be pimpin a Vanilla Ice Cream suit while you dismember your foes with an electric chainsaw, and you will not be marked with even a drop of red.