So here are the most interesting search terms people have used to get here, lately. I’ll try to answer any questions:
1. joey rourke
2. manhattan mall
it’s terrible, don’t go.
5. mormon movies online
I suggest netflix.
6. “appreciate cereal” “r kelly”
both? I can’t help.
9.”her whoring legs”
14.dads home big cock
15.daniel pinkwater conspiracy
I love Daniel Pinkwater! I’m unaware of a conspiracy.
17.does rite aid sell safety pins
do you really need to google this? yes. they have them.
18.does zupan’s take ebt
Yes. Or at least they did 8 years ago.
19.dress up like an og female gangster
I don’t think OG female gangsters are a thing.
20.duane reade safety pins
All drugstores have safety pins. Just go there!
37.mickey and joey rourke
Seriously I do not understand all the fuss about the Rourke boys
40.my dad sleeping nude
Don’t google this. Just buy your dad some pajama pants.
54.the opal man spring green wi complaint
I have no complaints. He seems cool.
not the only clown reference by far, but the most amusing.