A lot of people don’t understand how a librarian could be useful to sears.com.  But today a project I’ve been helping with should give you a little more insight into that.  Today we launched Marketplace, which allows people to buy over 10 million items from thousands of sellers through sears.com.  So now if you need to buy an album called Satan’s Kicking Yr Dick In, you should come buy it at Sears.com.  Want Letters to Penthouse? We got it.  Perhaps you are interested in the album “Fuck World Trade” by Leftover Crack.  You know where you can get it?  SEARSDOTCOM!

Perhaps you want to buy a pool, a trampoline, a bouncy castle, and a chainsaw. Perhaps you need live plants for your “hydroponics” project or rum flavored shampoo.  Or maybe you want someone to come clean your ducts without ever having to speak to another human.  Or you could get this sweet USSR flag patch (though, comrade, if you need to buy a patch to show you are hep to the cause, perhaps purchasing it on the largest capitalist websites on earth, perhaps you are misguided. though I will surely not stop you.)  I am categorizing all these things so you can purchase pretty much anything on sears.com.

Now I am going to buy balls and an inflatable hot tub so I can make a ball pit!