Here is the list of things I want for Xmas that I am too cheap/haven’t gotten around to buying myself:

1. Maid Service
2. An early January trip to a secluded beach
3. Evey shoe made by Naot or J-41, particularly the Seville
4. A Canon Rebel camera and/or a Powershot
5. An electric blanket
6. A lot of large planters for my cutesy wutesy wittle succulents (which are not so wittle anymore)
7. All these books and these books (and the time to read them)
8. A hidden pocket hoodie
9. Lots of little trees
10. Old brightly colored patchwork quilts made by someone else’s grammy (my grammies didn’t make quilts)
11. A subscription to the Fish of the Month Club
12. Someone to teach me to fly fish
13. A trip to see Yakov Smirnov in Branson
14. Many, many massages
15. Measuring cups–either these or these
16. A flattering down coat that is temp tested to -20 and has a hood. (this is bizarrely hard to find)

EDITED TO ADD!  A Kindle! Or maybe a Nook–I honestly know nothing about the latter.