Wednesday July 30, 2008 JST

new ring means latin

I need a ring, and I have been looking for one on etsy.  I want something fairly simple–a thick silver band.  There are quite a few with inscriptions available so I have been considering that.  Most of my favorite sayings are too long for these rings, but the first thing that came to mind was DFTBA, or Don’t Forget to Be Awesome.  Something I always live my life by.

But someone was offering rings with your favorite Latin inscription.  You know everything sounds more profound in Latin (nunc est bibendum
quid Latine dictum sit altum videtur).  So I compliled my list of awesome Latin phrases.  I put in italic (ha!) the ones I am most interested in….Opinions?

  • alis volat propris “she flies with her own wings” (state motto of Oregon)
  • caveat utilitor “let the user beware”
  • cura te ipsum “take care of your own self”
  • delectatio morosa “peevish delight”  (In Catholic theology, a pleasure taken in sinful thought or imagination, such as brooding on sexual images. It is distinct from actual sexual desire, and involves voluntary and complacent erotic fantasizing, without any attempt to suppress such thoughts.)
  • disce quasi semper victurus “Learn as if always going to live”
  • dulce periculum “danger is sweet”
  • dura mater “tough mother” (also a part of the skull)
  • ens causa sui ‘existing because of oneself’ (both anti-god & individualistic)
  • de omnibus dubitandum “be suspicious of everything, doubt everything”
  • hic et nunc “here and now”
  • illegitimi non carborundum “don’t let the bastards get you down”
  • In omnia paratus “Ready for anything.” (also, Gilmore Girls connection)
  • memento mori “remember that [you will] die” (wunderkammern connection)
  • nemo saltat sobrius “Nobody dances sober”
  • Rara avis (Rarissima avis) “Rare bird” (”very rare bird”)
  • res nullius “nobody’s thing”
  • scientia vincere tenebras “Conquering darkness by science”
  • scientia potentia est “For also knowledge itself is power”
  • tempus edax rerum “time, devourer of all things”
  • vide supra (v.s.)     “see above” (footnote joke)

toddlin town

Sent to me by Richard, this is well worth a look if you are a Chicago lover.

Author: Hefner, Hugh

Tuesday July 29, 2008 JST

clown violence

Dark Knight encourages clown violence.  Finally, clown violence not related to ICP.

Wednesday July 23, 2008 JST

eating local

Eating local: Earnest or Elitist? is a really great post/article.  As much as I agree with the idea of eating local (and support it with as much as my food money as is viable/convenient), that the movement continually ignores the fact that being able to make the choice to eat local is, in most communities, improbable and overly expensive, annoys me.  Also, building an infrastructure around local/”good” food to parallel the existing food delivery structure only gets “good” local food to people who have the money to afford it and creates an ever widening divide for everyone else.  I want to get money to farmers who want to deliver the best possible food to my house.  But I’d also like everyone else to get that too….

Tuesday July 22, 2008 JST

Star Magazine

Once, about 2 years ago, I used hotwire to book a hotel room.  They gave me 6 months of Star Magazine for free.  Though I have moved, I think, three times since then, I continue to get Star Magazine.  A few months ago they sent me some threatening notice that they were going to cut me off, but they never did.  My subscription supposedly continues until March 2009.  Best Hotwire investment ever.

So today I was perusing “Double Takes,” one of my favorite Star features.  It shows two “famous” people in the same outfit and says which one wore it better.  Usually the more famous person wears it better 98% of the time, unless the less famous person has gigantic boobs.

Today it compared Kate Moss’ outfit to somebody else’s outfit.  It was not an attractive outfit, but, my first thought was, “well at least they are both wearing it WAY better than Mary Kate Olsen, because she had it totally open and it looked sloppy and hideous, though, I guess it was her outfit she left rehab in….”

I could be curing cancer, but I am tracking the clothing of Mary Kate Olsen with those brain cells.

Saturday July 19, 2008 JST

museum of jurassic technology

The Museum of Jurassic Technology is one of my favorite places in the whole wide world.  I think my life insurance goes to them.  If you are ever in LA, you should go.  Why do I say this now?  Because the MJT showed up in the oddest (but most totally appropriate place) today.

Lonelygirl15!

NOW by typing this I am totally outing myself as an LG15 watcher, which I totally am.  Though the las few turns have totally pained me (”the microchip contained something in BINARY! How do we figure that OUT?”), they were led to a mysterious museum.  THE MJT!!!  How many chances does a half real half not real museum get to participate in a half real show?   Awesome.

Now you can commence making fun of me for watching LG15.  But that Jonas is so hott!

Thursday July 17, 2008 JST

a watershed moment

I just paid money for an mp3. Wow. I haven’t ever done that before.  Interesting.

obama

This is pretty much all I have gotten out of the obama campaign

keyboard

The first letters to go on my keyboard are always N and T.   They have started to go on my Macbook.  They are very useful letters, particularly to me, as my name without them is Jey Beeeo.

I am considering changing my name officially to Jenny Bento.  It’s an idle thought at the moment.

Sunday July 13, 2008 JST

netflix thinks i am a black homosexual

The Netflix Suggestion Engine gave me some funny recommendations today.  Why did it think I liked Beyonce and Cher, I wondered.  Oh, because of stereotypes.

 

The Beyonce Experience: Live

 The Beyonce Experience: Live
Because you enjoyed:

When the Levees Broke

Clearly these two films are very similar.  Anyone who cares about the most racist miscarriage of justice in contemporary America must also love Bootylicious.


Cher: The Farewell Tour

Cher: The Farewell Tour

Because you enjoyed:Showgirls

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Oh, the shame.  I like trashy films and Dolly Parton.  Damn you, Netflix, I do not like Cher.

deep thoughts

Do other people think things like, “Oh awesome–this dirndl inspired shirt is totally perfect for the Holocaust denier lecture I am going to.”

I totally wish all clothing was dirndl inspired because they look particularly awesome on me.  Not because I go to a lot of Holocause denial events.

I am a world of knowledge

My sister: “Does skin flute mean gay?”

Me: “No, it means penis.”

MS: “I am so glad you are my sister.  You’re so knowledgeable about dirty things.”

Then she sang me a song about how I am a world of knowledge.

Saturday July 12, 2008 JST

mormon movies

While looking for something online, I found a torrent of Mormon films.  I have watched three so far and they are really interesting. They are all pretty comedic/romantic because they almost always (so far) center around Utah and getting married.  And all mention how they don’t like swearing.  Frequently there are some references to no caffeine or alcohol.  I think it’s interesting that Mormon movies are pretty much playing into every Mormon stereotype ever.  They also all seem to have a rockin theme song written for them with the title of the movie in it.

I am in the middle of “Church Ball” about the mean streets of Mormon church basketball. An odd topic to be sure, but odder still it stars Andrew Wilson, Clint Howard, Gary Coleman, ad Fred Willard with an eye patch.

What?  How did that happen?  Fred Willard?

Next up is Mobsters and Mormons, starring the former host of Studs, Marc DeCarlo.  I cannot wait to be offended by see it.

Friday July 11, 2008 JST

7/11–NEVER FORGET!

It’s July 11, or 7-11 day–the day of FREE SLURPEES!  I love Slurpees.  I prefer Coke or Cherry, but the new flavors once in a while turn my eye,  I went to the new Slurpee fancy website and watched a pretty funny video about the Slurpee’s history.  But what gave me pause was that I am currently exactly the average age of a Slurpee drinker.  I am a token of Slurpee goodness! Num num.  I also was given this factt: