new catchphrase
My mom:
“You are not effing up your life, or I will kick your ass. I will. Do you feel guilty? You better not! Or I will kick your ass! I will!”
I think I need to sell merch with this new mom catchphrase, “I will kick your ass! I will!”
“There’s no such thing as a perfect man. You should just stay single. It’s very hard for two people to live together. And then a baby comes and the men get crazy because they don’t get attention.”
2 Comments so far
1. Heidi wrote on May 19th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Part two: Right on.
2. jenny wrote on May 19th, 2008 at 7:03 am
have you seen http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/ ?