Sunday morning coming down
“I’m making a Cobb salad, which is bacon and chicken…(pause) and bacon. and chicken.”
My mom knows the important part of salad.
This was followed by a discussion about how no one ever beats cancer, and she did so by drinking and smoking.
I often wish my mom had a medical program a la “Talk Sex with Sue.” She would just diss on doctors and tell people to drink vinegar. It would be great.


1 Comments so far
1. idun wrote on March 30th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Hahahaaa… just let me know when she’s on Oprah!