From Outpost 505:
Five Things I Think When I Visit Non-NYC Places:
- Holy crap! Not everyone here is physically honed to perfection! I immediately feel less fat!
- Wow. I wear a LOT of black.
- Holy fuck if you do not fucking walk correctly I will fucking shiv you in the face you fucking whore.
- Everything is so new and clean!
- Why is everyone staring at me? Oh maybe I shouldn’t say fuck 12 times. In a church.