allergy rap
I have frequently lamented that allergies are the one dork thing that will never be cool. But MC Chris is trying, god bless him. He has referred to his inhaler before, and robot dog mentions being allergic to all breeds of dog, but this reference in his new song melted my little dorky heart:
She’s wordy and verbose
Prolific and prone to prose
Always sick and has a cold
Stuffed nose she’s got to blow
I’ve got many cold remedies, many old enemies
I’ve got a girl that kick their ass like River from Serenity


1 Comments so far
1. kasia wrote on January 13th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Holy crap, that’s awesome! I can’t stop listening to it. I especially like this lyric:
She’s romantic, known to panic
With anxiety attacks
Literary, it’s so scary
Reading Brontes back to back
She’s playing Ragnarok on her mom’s Magnavox
She’s underneath my skin like a million nanobots