today i almost fell on kid rock in an elevator.  and then he made fun of how r. kelly is a pedophile.  these were unrelated incidents, although they both involved me, and elevator, and kid rock.  this meeting made me uncomfortably familiar with how kid rock used to be sort of a joke, but now i like him.  he’s sort of the hick-ier version of Marilyn Manson.


  1. nanette says:

    yeah, but tommy lee could still kick his ass.

  2. jennybento says:

    yes, a friend said we should have said “oh hey! you’re tommy lee!”

    I then pondered the ramifications to my job if I got in an elevator fist fight with Kid Rock. Would I be seen as a cool person–like after I left the room would people say, “Oh man, that’s the girl who fought KID ROCK!?”

  3. Idun says:

    i think they’d say “that’s the chick who kicked kid rock’s ass!” — you’d be a celeb for at least a week!

    how is it that you always stumble into these things?

  4. jennybento says:

    i am klutzy! that’s how i stumble into these things!

  5. dp says:

    i am jealous.

  6. jenny says:

    I have all the classy adventures, DP.

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