really? All Things Considered?

I really love Radar Magazine and was finishing an issue today when I got to their back page “100 Reasons You’re Still Single.”  While many of the reasons were hilariously true (hello, 99), I found many of them to be things I would look for in a significant other (starting line dances and eating Bacos as a snack actually sounds like something I would do with my friend Mary on a Friday night).  And certainly many men who cry about Belle and Sebastian are getting laid left and right.  But it was really number 96 that hit home:

96. Don’t like Insane Clown Posse’s music per se, but think their philosophy is sound

I will think about this tonight as I snuggle alone on my ICP pillowcase (by choice).  Well not totally alone.  I have a pitcher of sangria looking mighty attractive.

12 comments

  1. Danny Howard says:

    If a woman has a ferret on her shoulder, I’ll do her.

    Ferret-permitting . . .

    -danny

  2. jennybento says:

    I am definitely anti-ferret. But I am anti-most animals.

    You’re letting the ferret watch? Kinky!

  3. Heidi says:

    I never knew denim shorts had their own name (jorts). I don’t own any…but my kid does! Ha!

  4. jennybento says:

    i didn’t know that either, but jorts and tevas are the uniform of oregon.

  5. amy says:

    I was going to say none of those applied to me, but, uh… I did number 50 on my wedding anniversary.

  6. jennybento says:

    whatever amy, i have seen your throwing star collection…
    🙂

  7. simon max hill says:

    I am insanely jealous of your ICP pillowcase.

  8. jennybento says:

    go to hot topic! one can be yours!

  9. Mary says:

    I think line dancing and bacos may be the at the very root of our singledom. Oh Jenny, why weren’t you born a man? I would hit that.

    Oh well–see you in Rocktober!!!

  10. jennybento says:

    I know, it’s so sad. Sniff.

  11. Chad says:

    Your fascination with ICP is what drove me to your site–how could that not be a calling card for attraction?

  12. jennybento says:

    haha thank you Chad! Were you doing a random librarian/ICP search or what?

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