I really love Radar Magazine and was finishing an issue today when I got to their back page “100 Reasons You’re Still Single.” While many of the reasons were hilariously true (hello, 99), I found many of them to be things I would look for in a significant other (starting line dances and eating Bacos as a snack actually sounds like something I would do with my friend Mary on a Friday night). And certainly many men who cry about Belle and Sebastian are getting laid left and right. But it was really number 96 that hit home:
96. Don’t like Insane Clown Posse’s music per se, but think their philosophy is sound
I will think about this tonight as I snuggle alone on my ICP pillowcase (by choice). Well not totally alone. I have a pitcher of sangria looking mighty attractive.