I really love Radar Magazine and was finishing an issue today when I got to their back page “100 Reasons You’re Still Single.” While many of the reasons were hilariously true (hello, 99), I found many of them to be things I would look for in a significant other (starting line dances and eating Bacos as a snack actually sounds like something I would do with my friend Mary on a Friday night). And certainly many men who cry about Belle and Sebastian are getting laid left and right. But it was really number 96 that hit home:
96. Don’t like Insane Clown Posse’s music per se, but think their philosophy is sound
I will think about this tonight as I snuggle alone on my ICP pillowcase (by choice). Well not totally alone. I have a pitcher of sangria looking mighty attractive.
If a woman has a ferret on her shoulder, I’ll do her.
Ferret-permitting . . .
-danny
I am definitely anti-ferret. But I am anti-most animals.
You’re letting the ferret watch? Kinky!
I never knew denim shorts had their own name (jorts). I don’t own any…but my kid does! Ha!
i didn’t know that either, but jorts and tevas are the uniform of oregon.
I was going to say none of those applied to me, but, uh… I did number 50 on my wedding anniversary.
whatever amy, i have seen your throwing star collection…
🙂
I am insanely jealous of your ICP pillowcase.
go to hot topic! one can be yours!
I think line dancing and bacos may be the at the very root of our singledom. Oh Jenny, why weren’t you born a man? I would hit that.
Oh well–see you in Rocktober!!!
I know, it’s so sad. Sniff.
Your fascination with ICP is what drove me to your site–how could that not be a calling card for attraction?
haha thank you Chad! Were you doing a random librarian/ICP search or what?