this weekend:

• ate jellyfish–not horrid, but not good.
• In the span of 2 days, I refused to drink two cocktails because they were repellent. I come from a “never leave a half empty beer” background and am almost never nauseated by anything (see above), so this is stunning
• finally went to Rice to Riches a rice pudding only restaurant.  I will proceed to eat there constantly.
• Ate a foam made out of hops which I watched a famous foofy chef make.  Nummy hops.
• got caught up in a cricket celebration/mob.  Thought momentarily about getting arrested as part of a cricket riot.  I think cricket riot arrest would be about the funniest reason ever to get arrested.
• Became enamored with cricket bowler Munaf Patel
• Sent in a conference presentation proposal I have been thinking about for a year.
• Realized that the Sexual Harassment Art Security Guard at one of my favorite museums still works there and totally remembers who I am.  I had to skulk around and pretend I didn’t see him so he would not talk to me.