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I was having a pretty fulfilling day at work, reading about celebrities and Canada for my job, until I read this:

“Neil Janowitz is a professional Tetris scholar”

How on Earth is that a JOB?  What qualifies you for that?  And what in the world have I been doing wrong with my life that I did not create this job.  Who pays for a Tetris scholar. And finally what is on Mr./Dr. (in what?) Janowitz’s business card?

One comment

  1. MEEfO says:

    untruth
    noun
    -a lie or false statement
    -the quality of being false

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